Was actually waiting for a racist humor punch line

*buddhist

A vegan walks into a bar, tells everyone, then leaves

Then the Muslim proposes sharia law. All of them rejected it. And his cousin starts alluhaakbaring your country.
Marvelous.

Then the Muslim blows up

>jokes only happen to assholes

An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar...and within 2 minutes, everyone knows it!