you're in the sh1t now mate

Exact-fucking-ly , one moment theyre like " ohh hooman you are pleasuring me, purrr " and then to go instantly to " wtf stop touching me why you touching me you trying to kill me peasant, not today, eeeaaaaanggggoww"

A cat is a murder button.

I don't really care if I activate the murder button. I'm immune to it. Been living with cats all my life

This cat looks like he's about to plot against Mr. Incredible.