*AGGRESSIVELY FREEDOMS*

*freedom bird swoops in from the horizon*

Sees Bird holding pizza shooting AKs

Bird also has American flag in beak.

True but most of the time it's Nihon

Speaking of Asian languages, if you look at the Kanji in China, it says "middle" and "land" (or country or earth). So basically, China is Middle Earth.

"I'll be your friend, England!"
"...Really, America?"
"HAHAHAHA NO."

Also, Britain is England and Wales, Great Britain is England, Wales and Scotland, and The British Isles are England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland, and Ireland.

*Wales

Fuck sake.