Probably The Best Thing I've Ever Googled

No "buy now" button?

I've met him at a nats game before

Lol! When they do the presidents race!

Can you just imagine that thing chasing you in an empty parking lot in the middle of the night while holding a kitchen knife

That is fucking terrifying

No. Just no.

These scenes from The Purge : Election year are intense man.

Another reminder that I'll never be as cool as Teddy Roosevelt