How to be a True American

8 years ago by barbaragordon · 1937 Likes · 10 comments · Popular

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pokethebear · 8 years ago · FIRST

I ate at McDs twice this week (and year). I cannot stop shitting. Hate it.

chu · 8 years ago

If I eat more than a meal's worth of MD's I get cramps I assume a mild period feels like.

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praetorreyna · 8 years ago

What a waste of perfectly fine tea

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zipthesilver · 8 years ago

This is ridiculous. Eagles are our equals. Not our pets.

tonkalegacy · 8 years ago

Spoken like a true American, You make this Country Proud

deleted · 8 years ago

I sometime go out to the bar with my eagle coworkers, very nice people

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jokur_and_batmon · 8 years ago

'Scuse you a TRUE American has 50 eagles!

zipthesilver · 8 years ago

You disgusting slave-driver. You make me sick. Eagles are people too.

jokur_and_batmon · 8 years ago

I know each of the lovely eagles I room with gets their own bed, while wait on them hand and foot.

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skybirds15 · 8 years ago

The no-true-American fallacy, back at it again. We all know that the Eagles are the superior beings and owning them only shows how misguided you are.

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