Gets harder every damn day

Oh no, all the proper ones are still there, because our generation fucked up by making usernames like XxX__PizzaSlicer__XxX

you could just put your username you want, and put a special number to you behind or in front of it. For example, you birthday. I wanted The Unknown, but it is already taken. So i do TheUnknown1208 like that. My birthday is on December 8th.

Use your Social Security number! Not only is it personal to you, BUT others can enjoy your name with you!

True story

The sites present now will die out, there won't be a problem.

Philosophical Questions:
1. Can we run out of jokes
2. Can we run out of usernames
3. Can we run out of story ideas
4. Can we run out of songs
5. Can we run out of Funsubstance