Good parenting?

evil

Funny. But there actually is a platform 9 3/4 now.

Sounds like how Santa clause got started

And then I'll tell them 'I guess a house elf doesn't want you to go this year'

*autumn

Wouldn't work... What about getting school supplies? The kid would notice something was up surely?

So original tho

I thought to myself "aww this is cute" until I read the last line.

This is revenge for not receiving our letters when we were 11

But what if he actually goes through

No you wont