I'd go for the grenade, pull the pin, hold the handle down, and just look him in the eyes. Then I mumble some shit like, "the voices told my dad I couldn't perform the purple spouse."
(Just show him how bat shit crazy I really am)
Then say, "you think you can kill me and keep me from dropping this... Mom?" Then scream freedom to Murray while running at him.
The thing is, if the killer is a normal human being (within the norm of murderers), this strategy would totally work. If it is a real grenade, this would catch him off guard entirely and while he might kill others, he probably doesn't want to die himself.
Go get him buster!
Or you could just throw the knife. Aim well and you can instantly incapacitate or kill him.
Yh but while youre peeling and eating the banana and waiting for the energy to enter your bloodstream the killer wouldve had time to kill you soooooo i would just take my chances and take the gun or the knife
Why cant u do all 4 things at once? peel the banana while trying to shoot the gun, and if the guns is empty, eat the banana thats peeled and defend urself with the knife and then get pumped up and throw a grenade and run like hell is chasing you
(Just show him how bat shit crazy I really am)
Then say, "you think you can kill me and keep me from dropping this... Mom?" Then scream freedom to Murray while running at him.
Go get him buster!
Or you could just throw the knife. Aim well and you can instantly incapacitate or kill him.
Then, you eat the banana