My zodiac sign

No, they are real, but the fact that they determine personalities is bullshit.

My sign? Potoo Bird.
Just asking me about that speaks volumes and tells me far more than you realize.

Technically they are just constellations

Pfft that's such a Taurus thing to say

If you want to really shine on an astrologer, I've got two nuggets you can throw at them:

Why do you use a zodiac of 12 constellations when there are 13?

How exactly do you deal with precession? The stars don't fall in the same place, at the same time as they used to.

Ah yes! Finally!