A few weeks before our GCSE exams, a load of girls in my year were attempting to calculate how much it would cost to hire an assassin to kill an invigilator in each exam so everyone could pass. We were getting slightly desperate
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For future references an assassin costs $10,000 bucks 5,000 up front and the rest after completing the task
Part of me wants to know why you know this and another part wants to know if there is a discount if you pay for a lot of assassinations at once, you know, for A levels
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There is a fifteen percent discount for more then three assassinations as long as there in the same area and I know this cuz I'm the merc with the mouth!
For killing A level invigilators, it wouldn't be too hard. We are British people in Britain, just hide under the table in whatever room they are having a cup of tea in just before the exam
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· 7 years ago
Or about 900ml of hydrogen peroxide would take a grown person down
I could scare children into doing their homework
Eat pies
Throw pies
...Guess who's gonna be a clown
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pass_by_catastrophe
All of it is an urban legend; there are no known instances of such a policy at any university.