Release the beast!

Yess, *_*
I love bellies!

They're so smushy and soft

But what about nice flat belly...?

Still good. Flat bellies are often soft, too. Or they're hard and soft.

Hard when I want it to be
And even then there is still an inch of fat
Usually soft

*looks at your belly*
*whispers*
I wanna touch it

Your hands are already on my belly...
you have no control over yourself
*sighs* fine...
Be as touchy touchy as you want

0_o'

This is creepy

You have no idea

Whelp, what can I say

So
How is my Mr tumtum

I like it :D

Now lemme touch your!!!

*rolls up shirt* :D

are those rolls?

What?

Your Mr tumtum

I don't have rolls. Only when I sit down

Really?
Impressive
Now lemme touchit!

Well do it then. I give you permission

*touchy touchy*
Uhm I dunno...

What?

Eh...
*makes weird face*
Uhm ya know

'uhm ya know'?

Ya dunno?

No I dunno

*is frustrated* mah gawd

*shrugs shoulders*

*start breaking all the dishes*

*breakdances amongst broken dishes*

you get it
BREAKdances

I'm hilarious

so you wanna break-up...(╯︵╰,)

What?! NO!

But you said it...

Break
as in
broken dishes

Still!!!
I'm sad now :<

Don't be >.<

Hug me?

*hugs*

That is not enough... ;-;

*Also hugs*
Is that enough?

No...

*blush*
*hugs tighter*

*can't breathe*

*eases grip a little*

Better
But now it's not enough again

God damn it

*cries*

*climbs onto you*
*hugs you with entire body*
Now then?

A bit better...

Wtf have I started here....

Don't ask me I dunno
Hug?

Yes. You started a hug.
And it's beautiful

Yes, yes it is

O_o

What?
Why do you O_o us?
Wanna hug?

MATTIE :D
*drags stream_42 into the hug*
GROUP HUG

His name is not 42?
And Mattie?

Nah, it's not.
And yes. He's Mattie.

And...
*waves* hi Mattie

:D

So you 2 are uhm? Yk

Friends. Oh, and hi's cat is really cute

*whispers* can we steal it?

No... What is even going on here

What?

Don't take my kitty!

Can I just pet it then?

Sure, if you bring snacks

What does your cat like to eat?

The snack that smiles back

Snacks for me. Not my cat

Oh
What do you like then

Chips, or popcorn, or something

Something?

Yes

*hands you something*
Now where is your cat?

Here
http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/284603/daily-dose-of-wait/

Fluffy!

Indeed, purring ball of fluff

Does she bite?

Nope, never has. She's a passive sweetheart.

Awww

Yes, she is lovely

Hello

Hi Daniel
*whispers* steal Mattie's cat for me

*whispers back* I can't steal her, then her control over the universe will fade

*hands you a note*
''I can control the universe myself''

*reads note*
*scribbles on the back*
"No. Only a cat can pull all the strings necessary"

*sends a letter through pigeon*
"Can we just borrow her for a few days?"

*send a letter with horse*
"Nein."

*NSA reading your letters*
"what kind of drugs do these kids take"

*sends airplane write on the sky*
"Plz"

Da fuk

Wut?

Wut?

I dunnu

Calm your tits, bruh

Wut does this have anything to do with my twin?

Twin? No I said tits. I love tits, cuz I'm a straight guy. Tits are great and you should calm yours.

They are not on a riot or something ...

Well... Then... Eh... Grab them?

*holds boobs* why am I doing this?

Because it feels nice? And you're submissive ;)

I'm NOT submissive !!!

Sure,sure, whatever you say

Hey, that's my sweetz you're talking about! >:I

Yup

*hides behind Daniel* protect meeee

*gets juggling clubs*
Come at me bro

*whispers behind your back* can we go adopt a kitten after this?

*whispers back* of course. I love kittens

*takes out a medieval longsword forged with titanium and obsidian* bring it, bitch

hEhEhE, LeT's HaVe FuN >:o)

*eats popcorn and watches*

Yes, a lot of fun *puts on the one true ring* behold the power of Sauron!

Can we make this quick so I can get a kitten?
Finish him, Dan!

*Pandora's box crashes through ceiling* *The Doctor steps out, walks away* *I step out* Don't ask. I just wanted to know if you wanted to see basement cat, my overlord

Your basement cat...? Wut?

*screams demonically* WE NEED A DOSE OF MEME STAT!

Wait what happened

I dunno...
Someone just wants to know if we want his basement cat
I don't even know what basement cat means?

It's a cat that's in the basement
duh

Is it different from other cats?

We need a blessing from ceiling cat.
Basically ceiling cat is angel and basement cat is demon

So castiel and meg?

Or destiel

YES! I will marry you
...
Oh wrong one...
Awkward

HAHAHA guess what happened today? I heard someone say "Dean and Sam" and I was all like "I know what's going on"

wha

I have no idea...
But he is a baby dragon if that makes any sense

They were talking about Supernatural

Oh yeah
I must watch that stuff someday

*pokes* you disappeared

*pokes back* nu huh

*pokes again* yes you did

Stop poking!

*pokes you too*

No *gets boner* whoops, get down you bastard

*hits your crotch with a stick* you're welcome

*ejaculates*

This is like a bad fanfiction

*throws Matt towel*
Yeah

What is goinG oN

i dunno
*sweats nervously*

*smears cum on face*

I should know better than to take a sip of water while reading your comments, Matt

Yup, you really should

*flies through window and out opposite wall*

*puts juggling clubs back in strifedeck*

*spins on the floor, drilling a hole underground*

?

*Magic rainbows*

I have no idea what's going on...

My latest post might explain. It might not either. *spontaneous combustion into fireworks*