This is how I've always viewed other people

That's awesome.

Is that an actual NPC line from the previous games?

Since there are absolulety no way I can get out of my crappy village without Pokémon I guess i'll just be a NPC too

what's an npc? I tried googling it, but there are many entries for NPC.

I was wearing shorts the other day and saw someone who was playing and said "I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear"...they didn't get it, and i was sad, and probably looked like an idiot.