Sometimes life throws you a curveball

I feel like a no thanks but thank you for the offer would suffice for a situation like this

nice

That guy is fucking terrible. You don't just get a "gay best friend" by deceiving them into thinking you're interested and then revealing that you're not, but you want someone to act as your stereotypical token.

But how did he know he was gay

The cool thing is, because you're both straight, you can trade BJs just for research purposes. No homo.