Pepsi, do your homework

Pepsi is not a coca cola product

Is that so Dr. Pepper

So if I changed my name to Cocaine Coca-cola would give me free tuition?

Sprite isn't a bad name for a little girl actually... If you think of it like fairy rather than lemon lime

I'd probably go with Dasani

Dasani sounds like a nice, foreign name.

Don't ask me how I know this? Before I try to get my kid a name sponsorship I need to know what led you to "know" this

Caesar sounds like a nice name for a boy

"Hey I'm breadsticks coke"

Michael Jackson could drink pepsi for free all times he wanted HAHAHAHA

If your name is like an ikea product you get it for 50% off (at least in Switzerland, but I'm not sure if that's still like that, haven't been there in a long time. :D)