Don't You Worry, It's OK

Judge: now why did you shoot this guy with a gun
Me: I'm a photographer
Judge: you're free to go

I'll cut you
don't worry I'm a barber

I'm going to make you bleed
Don't worry, I'm a phlebotomist

"I'm gonna kill you.
Don't worry, I'm a murderer."
Did I do it right?

I will shoot you.
(It's ok. I'm a pornographer.)