i haven't been here for a while so hi!

Hello!! Welcome back!!

Hey friend !

Why the heck did I read 'shit' instead of 'sit'?

Hey man!

That awkward feeling when a hot guy passes you and a smelly obese old man with a wart big as a penny on his face sits next to you.
Happens to me all the time. I guess I'm not as pretty as mommy says ;–;

Nice to meet you again XD