The most pretentious cereal ever

Sounds yummy though

That's just fckin Cocoa pebbles from whole foods

Pretentious? Right now, I am hiding because I made the mistake of going up to a stand which was advertising a feminine wipe called "sweet spot". It was vegan( for whatever reason), and free of any scary sounding chemicals, including alcohol. The woman at the stand went into great detail about how it was to be used. Call me immature, but I could not keep from laughing and so I had to cover it up by coughing. I said sorry, and then ran like the wknd. I'm pretty sure the lady noticed, and that's why I'm typing this from behind a trash can.

only 59.99