This happens a lot on this site

They better be chocolate cookies

*looks in purse*
Oh yes I have those
*hands you a bag of handmade chocolate cookies*

You really are the Funsubstance grandma.

*sighs* I know
*starts making another sweater* winter is close

Gramma Gramma!!!
Tell me another story about when funsubstance was made?
PWEEEEEEEEZ?!?!

But not a boring stowee about you and grampa, ok?

Okay sweeties
When fs was made by the gods as we still know till now...
....
I don't remember I'm too old!
Here have this
*gives you all cookies and candies*

Fanks gwamma
This candy is dewicious

*pats your head*
Remember to brush your teeth so you still got teeth to eat more candies

Okay gwamma. I don't have to fwoss, wite?

*hands you some dental floss*

Wait can I jus candy fwoss instead?

*rubs your hair*
I don't think it works that way sweetiepie

Oh. Mr dentis says I don't fwoss, and I eat candy fwoss all the time! It's proly why I have cavities.

...
*force my opens your mouth and start flossing your teeth*

wah urr yew doin gramma

Gramma no we don't needs fwoss!!

Pwease gwamma what are you doin

Wow, this got really weird.

It is only what you make it.

You wouldnt have teeth to eat more candies
If you don't floss children

"Ok" the child said dubiously