So Sweden and Finland found three kids with their mother (native America) but then that guy Netherlands scared them off. Then Britain and France came, and with the help of Spain killed native America. Spain took Mexico, and Britain and France tried to take both America and Canada. Britain and France fought a bit, Britain won. Britain took both kids but France visited Canada in secret all the time. When America was a teenager, he decided to rebel against his adoptive father in "the revolutionary war". After Britain was defeated, Canada asked him nicely to be independent and at that point Britain was like ok so then France took him in, but not officially.
Someone help me, I don't remember history all that well so this story is flawed.
Sounds like Thor and Loki in the First movie. Thor the bully wanting to fight everyone and Loki keeping the peace with smooth words. Best not piss Canada off, we all saw what Loki did.
So can we join Canada now that we're both grown up? Once America makes a huge mistake can we ask Canada to take us in like the successful little brother they've turned out to be?
No, because we won't have to. America has made mistakes in the past, and will continue to do so, but when we do, we will dust ourselves off, get back up, and go back to kicking ass.
Please don't misunderstand me. I love America! Biggest reason I moved here Haha just saying we may need a hand getting up before we dust off this time lol
Someone help me, I don't remember history all that well so this story is flawed.