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rosemagwin
· 7 years ago
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Sounds like something my literature teacher could have written. He had a weird obsession with hamsters.
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marcolozano1
· 7 years ago
Eating hamsters too?
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geluregis
· 7 years ago
Mewled isn't really a word you should use here. Something like snarled, maybe?
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stille20
· 7 years ago
Really you should use none of those words in that combination. >:P
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deleted
· 7 years ago
This combination should not exist
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guest
· 7 years ago
Or breathed, perhaps, since he's trying to be all seductive.
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guest
· 7 years ago
I fear it´s impossible to be seductive, if you look like a mother hamster who´s about to commit cannibalism and infanticide in one
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loveless
· 7 years ago
You know, after seeing something like this got published, my hopes grow a little that one day I'll publish a book as well... Despite what my traitor brain whispers about Rowling.
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otamega
· 7 years ago
I hate it when fanfic writers use "mewl" cause I'm pretty sure that when it gets down and sexy, I'm sure the other person wouldn't fucking meow like a newborn kitten.
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silvermyth
· 7 years ago
The only time someone should ever use "mewl" is in a warrior cats story or any story about cats.
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geluregis
· 7 years ago
What about furry erotica?
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silvermyth
· 7 years ago
What ever floats your boat man
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therza
· 7 years ago
That's the least sexy thing I've ever read
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silvermyth
· 7 years ago
Me too, which is saying something since I've read my friend's diary.
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