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SJW f*ckery
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rosemagwin
· 8 years ago
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I don't have a birthday, I was spawned upon this earth mere days ago.
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potassiumboron
· 8 years ago
I wasn't even really born; I was removed. Happy Removal-Day to me.
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the_gayming_singer
· 8 years ago
Tumour baby.
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rwby_rose
· 8 years ago
Nothing wrong with tumor babies
I was a tumor baby
Especially since I tried to kill my mom in the womb
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typicalfrenchgirl
· 8 years ago
Eh I was a tumor baby because I tried to kill myself in the womb
How can you even try to kill your mom in that ?
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rwby_rose
· 8 years ago
Pre-eclampsia. Raised her blood pressure.
zipthesilver
· 8 years ago
I made my mom fat in the womb. And then they cut me out with a rusty spoon.
Or something like that. My mom tends to exaggerate when it comes to the pain I've caused her.
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potassiumboron
· 8 years ago
I just didn't want to come out. I must have loved it in there
mialinay
· 8 years ago
I came out butt first. And blue. Because I almost suffocated
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dr_richard_ew
· 8 years ago
I can't remember my last birthday
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mialinay
· 8 years ago
Then it was a good one
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typicalfrenchgirl
· 8 years ago
Well I remember my last birthday, and oh boi i wish i couldn't
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I was a tumor baby
Especially since I tried to kill my mom in the womb
How can you even try to kill your mom in that ?
Or something like that. My mom tends to exaggerate when it comes to the pain I've caused her.