Hope this isn't a repost

Then abruptly pass out from lack of oxygen.

This is literally my entire childhood!
I never got to breathe
It may be the reason for my lack of intelligence

Always... Just, Always

I'll be singing a song then realise there's a bit with two people and get annoyed when I try to sing both and fail

This just reminds me of Nick Pitera https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-CS2v8wcc

Am I the only one who internally sings it whilst reading the post?