For the fucking love of God, we GET that you're joking, dude. Why the fuck does everyone on this COMEDY site need too specify that they are joking every single damn time?! Just chill. What's the point of making a joke if you're gonna ruin it with a (psst! Hey, buddy! This here comment is a JOKE! That's right, one of those things! Pretty rare site here on FUNsubstance, eh? Well, have fun buddy, didn't mean to hurt your feelings!)
Thats fucked up. The doorway on the left is making me feel small. How is everyone supposed to know that im big if I cant smash through the doorway. And yet the women can. Fucked up double standards man.
Just a thought, but men have a lot of physical appearance standards as well. As a kid that was tall and scrawny all through high school, I spent a lot of time wishing I could lose my fast metabolism and "bulk up" so I would be more muscular and more attractive. Not saying it's as bad as with girls, but there is a LOT of pressure on guys in our culture to look good in order to be worthwhile.
You need to chill