There are friendlies in Australia

true

*gets an army of huntsman spiders*

As big as my hand?
*looks at hand that can palm a basketball easily*
nopenopenope

All spiders in aulstrailia would be auto kill for bc when I see a fuckin spider the size of my hand I ain't checking to see if it's a fucking creepy ball of death or a harmless species I ain't takin no risk

Imagine it galloping at you, though.

Sounds like a good guard spider. Nothing gets in and nothing gets out.

Nah, what are talking about? That shit is still deadly, if I see that thing "galloping" towards me I'll die from a heart attack

Heh, one of Australia's only cute, fuzzy, friendly animals, and it had to be a spider.

Wrong, those things bite and hurt like hell. Pick up a object and pin one of its legs under your hand and you'll be in for a world of hurt.

We have those here in FL.

But, will he wear a tiny hat to prove his friendliness?

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