Zeus you need some Trojans

*collective worldwide sighing from every angel*

*screechy high pitched whistles that cause everyone to die*

*collective worldwide facepalming from every angel*

YO I JUST NOTICED YOUR USERNAME WANT TO BE FRIENDS

I am an angel. I do not need many friends.

Too bad. You have two new friends now. *forcefully hugs you*

Three. Nah, just kidding. But I tolerate you.

Yeah but youre cas. I love cas.

Make it four

I am not sure what to make of this.

We can make macaroni tablets

I'm lonely cas please be my friend

*disappears*

Oh thanks I'm sorry if I alarmed you

@fruit_salad I'm still here to tolerate you if you want

*summons Castiel* I got burger!

Yay! Are you and gamzee dating bc I ship it ;;))))

Wait...
What?
Eh...
Ask him

Oh I'm sorry! I might have overstepped my bounds a bit.

*pats* nah it's fine
Danni is chill
A dumdum though

My good friend is named Daniel :) Do you know each other irl? My best friend is on here she's @black_dahlia

I don't think I have seen her

uh hi

Well this is gonna be awkward
*grabs popcorn*
Continue

Why awkward...

I dunno

Okay now kiss

Eh...
Okay
*holds Danni's face*

*blushes and stares intently at your nose*

*wiggles my nose*

Holy shit, that's cool

also kinda freaky
but mostly cool

*turns my head 360°*
Ta-da

Okay now it's just freaky

You guys got some weird ass kissing methods

*pulls mialinay in*
Hey stranger

What? No stop it, I'm just an innocent bystander, nooooooo

Awwww

I've never kissed anyone so I have no reference. But that was cute nose wiggling!

*pulls fruit salad in* now where is my Danni

Honestly this sounds like it's about to become an orgy ^^

Oh no thank you! Also, it would be a threesome, not an orgy

Well... You, @rosalinas, @gamzee and me are already involved so...

Oh I had no idea you were part if it! Still, sex is not my thing. Kinda disgusts me actually :/

But did you try?

Having sex? Because no.

Okay...
*puts stuffs back into the back*

sup

@fruit_salad well then it's just the idea that's somehow gross to you. Wait until you tried it. Or maybe you're not of the right age yet to find sex appealing? (Not meant as an offense)

@mialinay Nah, I'm old enough. Idk I think it's cause I'm insecure in my body.

But fruit salad is beautiful...
And delicious ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And hi Danni

Hi Ross :D

*bows* Daniel

*bows as well* Ross

Your name is Ross? Like RYAN ROSS???

#sofuckingdoneface
no... it't not Ryan Ross
or bobs Ross
or Ross in friends
this is my curse...
*kisses cheek* Danni

So should I just call you Ross?

yeah
if you want though

Ok I will. Boy or girl?

me?
im a girl :3

Ok coolio

Im prerty suse you're a girl too

Yup, I am!

I'm a boy :D

prove it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nah

*jumps on you* PROVE ITTT

uHh
football

uhm nah
something else

beer?

you drink...?

no but
That's a boy thing right

i dunno
im not a boy

*sigh*

biking?

BIKING

yes!!! let go biking!

*gets bike* LETS GO

wait... gimme your fat horse!!!

... okay?

yasss

*hands you reins*

Your kidneys...?

What no?
The reins of the bridle

Ohhh but idk how to ride a horse

Just get onto him and put a carrot on a stick

Okie
Do you gave carrot and stick?

*pulls carrot, string and stick out of pocket*
here

*is surprised*
What else do you got in there

*puts hand in*
*pulls out fifteen chocolate bars*

Hey kids wanna buy some..........
Hershey's?

yes please

Me too! :D