I found a random post generator and I'm so happy these are hilarious

What's the link?

imagine your otp fusing into one more powerful being that will take over the world and experience heterosexuality

"sometimes i just want to try to ban adam sandler"

But like, lmao what agenda? Bronies don't have an agenda. (Unless it means our motto which is "love and tolerate" which isn't really an agenda)

Woah that bath bomb thing is really inspirational

"can we have an anime about girls who believe in heterosexuality"

1. Do you think shrek would battle the liberal media?
2. at my sleepover we will engage in fun activities. for example we can think deeply about the end of days

"my favorite fallout boy song is: Set Fire To the Memes"
"My favorite Panic at The Disco Song is: Feeding off of 165 Blue Parakeets"
"who NEEDS ethically sourced memes when you can just prepare for horses"
What

OPEN RP:
Sonic the hedgehog is breaking into the whitehouse to find Obama. He supports communism.