Batman being Batman!

Not in my universe. Thank god for the multiverse so I don't have to put up with that crap.

What if met you that barbs

If you were Batman, not only would I go for that, but there would probably be no crime in Gotham. No one would want to risk your disappointment, senpai!

Awww
I probably uppercut that dimension's barbs

He has gadgets that make women obsolete.

The batpleasurer does a lot more than women