How will you be paying for the groceries?

I am horny.
*reaches in horn*
*another gun*
Okay that will do

Boy I really need to shoot someone
*reaches into horn*
*pulls out a pillow*
Dammit

Hang on hang on.

*clears throat*
Boy, I really, need some, food.
*reaches into horn*
*pulls out dog food*
...
Guess I should have been more specific.