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· 7 years ago
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@matthewg Me knees feel a little numb sometimes.
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matthewg
· 7 years ago
Shouldn't you only have one now, my peg-legged matey?
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deleted
· 7 years ago
Aye, that's why it be feeling numb. It be the phantom numbness in me missing leg.
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matthewg
· 7 years ago
I've got a numbness in one of my legs. Ideas?
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deleted
· 7 years ago
The only way to gain yer sea-fairing legs and be rid of ye landlubbardly feelings is to rub the afflicted leg against a wooden stump.
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matthewg
· 7 years ago
I'm not real keen on getting splinters in this particular leg.
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deleted
· 7 years ago
Oh, it's specially finished with a nice, smooth, hypoallergenic coating.
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