put it in an upside down cone, cut the throat and let it bleed out. The to remove the feathers you'd want to mix it around in hot water until all the plumage falls out then just gut it and roast over an open fire
Oh dear, OP is a monster. But don't worry, I'm sure your comment has fixed his twisted, cruel heart. Thank you, demon, for showing him the error of his ways.
why the fuck do people still keep cockatoos? every single aussie knows those things are incarnates of the devil. they will fuck you shit up. theres no stopping those bastards.
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