Here we go again, and again and again, until people gets it

The heaviest person in the middle, the lightest in back the one that is between those weights goes in front.

That's also teamwork

Everyone... You literally said it in the question lol

I thought you were going to say that. A winner stands out. If everyone wins, no-one does. Sheesh, do I have to explain this? SMH

Suck my hair

It wouldn't work, the back two don't seem to notice the hole and I doubt would be holding on to the log tight enough to keep the first from plummeting.