Probably the dumbest one-liner jokes
8 years ago by krypt · 881 Likes · 19 comments · Popular
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spookly_jasmanx
· 8 years ago
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Have you ever seen bread operating a toaster?
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thehappywhovian
· 8 years ago
Yes.
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dr_richard_ew
· 8 years ago
You know what they say, all toasters toast toast
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lucky11
· 8 years ago
Just remember if you're using a toaster to toast toast that means you're toasting toast so you're a toaster. In this form you're a toaster toasting toast in a toaster.
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thehappywhovian
· 8 years ago
No, Mario, all toasters toast bread
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snailer78
· 8 years ago
I feel as though they got one hundred people high and recorded the best things they said.
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mialinay
· 8 years ago
Damn, where was I when they did this?
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deleted
· 8 years ago
for the 4th one isn't the universe infinite?
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snailer78
· 8 years ago
I don't think we know the answer to that yet, do we?
deleted
· 8 years ago
well I've been taught that the universe is said to be infinite
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snailer78
· 8 years ago
I've always heard that too, but how the hell would we know that? Have we checked? I thought it was more like a generally accepted idea since nobody can prove otherwise.
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deleted
· 8 years ago
nope, no way of knowing yet
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lucky11
· 8 years ago
I don't think the mass one is dumb, rather it's quite clever.
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tony007
· 8 years ago
Whomever asked these questions are so dumb, obviously they are all true.
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fnaf_mangle
· 8 years ago
The only thing I could think of on the cease to exist one was "Dream Rose: Cease to exist" from Homestuck
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snailer78
· 8 years ago
No matter where I run, I can never seem to escape that infernal Internet infection called homestuck. Seriously, it's everywhere I look.
fnaf_mangle
· 8 years ago
It's a good comic
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snailer78
· 8 years ago
I know. I used to read it. I stopped when I lost interest about 5 years ago.
fnaf_mangle
· 8 years ago
Oh ok
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