How God made animals

God creating sloths
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God: Alright, we make this ape and...
Angel: Don't we have hundreds of those already?
God: But what if we make it really slow.
Angel: But god, I...
God: Let's also make it stupid so it mistakes its arms for twigs and falls to its death.
Angel:....Now you're just being mean.

F*ck, this is hilarious

The one about Dogs, but I'm gonna want them back soon, <Crying>

The bugs one is my favorite

How often do hippos sneak up on you in a pool