That's the only way to eat a pizza

Hm.

That's Pie Five! I used to work at one they only sell personal pizzas.

I thought one pizza was the standard serving size for one person...? Am I wrong?

Ah, the divorced life.
I buy a "family size" pizza, and don't have to worry about cooking or washing dishes for up to 4 days, depending on how much of a pig I want to be. :D