Both adorable and a little scary

Awww you guys are too cute!

I ship you guys so much *-*

Wait. Isn't Sero a dude???

oh no i can readily assure you i have a penis and was born with said penis, I just wonder sometimes what a dress would feel like

You know you can rent them, right?

I dont have enough money to buy a butterfinger plus my mom would kill me if she found out I want to try on a dress

Ah, how the simple solutions escape us.
See, what you need to do is...kill your mom whilst wearing a rented dress. That way they can't trace the forensics to clothes that belong to you.

Cop: This guy obviously killed his mom
Detective: It traces back to a dress, sir.
Cop: Ruling it a suicide