Some Retail Customers Can't Get Any Dumber

There's no way all of these are true. If so.. God help us all.

I don't get the hotdog one

In response to number five: Linda, is that you?

I've worked in the food industry for years and people ask/ do the stupidest things!!!
Sorry gonna rant just keep scrolling
-trying to repeatedly open the locked drive-thru window, we are closed, the drive through speakers say we are closed, the lights are off, I am mopping and the closed Sign is on
-I worked at a smoothie place for 6months and some lady came in asking for chicken and got really confused/mad to why we didn't have any
-some lady flipped out and wrote an angry review, which gets us in a lot of trouble, that a turkey sandwich, which she ordered, had turkey on and, then she got mad when I offered to get her a new one
(I have many more but an tired of typing)

GET OUT OF THE GENE POOL
-Weird Al, 2014

What's the difference between a customer and a client?

Soo gonna do the flashlight/hose one at my local store