I broke up with my first boyfriend because he stalked me when I talked to other boys

I feel so old.

Damn. That's actually pretty brutal.

No chill

I broke up with my first boyfriend because he kept sneezing during hayfever season. This was when I was young, not recently or that would just be mean

I'm gonna do this

Apple bottom jeans

As much as i love this story, even when i was in 6th grade I thought we were too young to be dating and grinding