*cringes*

I third this statement

As a cisgendered white male shitlord I am not clear as to why that phrase is not acceptable and would like an explanation. (Genuinely curious, not just poking a bear this time)

I fourth this statement.
The council of Bisexuals has ruled bisexy is never allowed to be said, uttered, muttered, screamed, or any other form of communication.

Sweet, there's a council. Y'all are organized.

Council of Bisexuals, or CoB, is a smaller department of the LGBTQ Committee.

Gathering of Gays, League of Lesbians(very competitive), Training Transgenders(they really are competitive), Queerington(they never really gather, but when they do, they make some big-ass changes.)

and the asses are in fact quite large

Very large
CoB has made a wonderful choice in saying that Bisexy is never to be said. Wonderful choice.

I thought you were American.

Is the committee still open to new members? Because I move to ban all jokes about bicycles as well.

Yes, I agree

Committee is still open

Bicycles?

Lol, I got it after I typed it.