And look at you

:')

I start university tomorrow. I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm freaking out, I don't know how to choose modules because that apparently includes having to talk to staff and god knows I'll be panicking about it, and I don't know anybody. I've survived up to this point, I'm not sure about tomorrow.

You survive for now >:)

One of the things mentioned does not apply to me. 2 guesses as to what it is.

None of those are typically deadly, so it's not as awesome as you're trying to make it seem.

I'd be more impressed if I'd survived things like a terrible car accident, or a burning building, or like a nuclear holocaust or something. Cool pep talk, though.

no im 7

No, I haven't survived my life up until this point. I'm a zombie.

Broken and depressed ?