I would die for crispy fries

This made me hungry for crispy french fries. Those fries look amazing.

Studies have shown there's actually no real risk of getting cancer from fries or similar foods

Mmm cancer sticks. In my father's generation they called cigarettes cancer sticks.

HuffPo ruins everything!

Stop trying to scare me by saying my favorite foods give you cancer. First bacon, now french fries. Fucking walking outside and being exposed to the sun can give you cancer too. My solution? Eat your fries and bacon inside.

Really we need to stop using the phrase " may cause cancer". Half the time we are guessing, or we don't have solid stats on the likelihood it will cause cancer. It's said so often, I don't even think it slows us down any more.