Poor dog!

Depends where you shoot them.

And what does nuptuals have to do with it?

I was quoting the joker

You have it wrong:
"Guns are too quick; you can't savor all the... little ... emotions."

Nuptial(s) relates to weddings.

The dog probably doesn't actually give much of a shit.

That dog can't fucking walk.

THE DOGGER DOES GIVE A FRICK MY GOOD SIR, HE'S A HANDICAPPED DOGGE THAT NEED HELP TO WALK, AND WHEN DGOS CAN'T WALK THEY'RE SAD PUPPERS
Have a nice day

NOOOOO STAHP YOURE HURTING MY EARS