Ayyyyyy

I often referred to my friend as slut but after several head turns when I call out to him in public I have refrained from doing it

"I love you in a nearly homosexual way"
"... wat"

The interaction between my best friend I:
Best Friend: Hey Bitch. You look like a trash can.
Me: go crawl back to the wretched little stink while you crawled out from, you pathetic cretin.
And then we proceeded to get into serious conversation and ended up pouring our hearts out about the sisterly love we have for each other.
We bicker like sisters and the funny thing is that I don't even bicker with my actual siblings even though we're really close.
True story.

We call each other "kid".