I don't know if this is true

That can't be true because MY brain is like that.

Except it's Internet Explorer. Where things load fast, but take 3 years to close.

It mostly feels like soft jello. Squishy, gelatinous, and full of blood.

And one of them is playing music...

That would most likely cause her to crash, my dude.

Yeah women pretty much are thinking of something all the time and the only way for me to shut that down is watch tv or play video games

I'm exactly like that except I'm a guy

Bitches please confirm

Explains all the glitch moments when their driving. like squirrels crossing the road that see you coming and instead of continuing crossing or going the shortest distance to get off the road they stop and juke side to side not being able to decide which way to go i call it THE BITCH GLITCH

Women, if you wanna know what a man's mind feels like, imagine a browser that cannot open more than two tabs at a time and one is mostly displaying NSFW content.

Very simple solution, hit close tab you tard.