Let me hear your "in soviet Russia" jokes I love those

In Soviet Russia, drugs snort YOU @blackdahlia

In Soviet Russia pokemon catch you

In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

In capitalist America, bank rob you!

In Soviet Russia, dogs walk YOU!

In soviet russia, you watch tv. In capitalist america, tv watches you.
In capitalist america, you watch Big Brother. In soviet russia, big brother watches you.