Creepy

Let's have sex sex

where's my sex cactus

Suck my sex dick.
Where are my sex wife and sex children?
You sick sex motherfucker
I'm down with the sex flu

I'm gonna start a band called sex bagel

I'm sorry I was late, I was stuck in sex traffic

Would you like some sex cream with your coffee?

Honey did you move my sex remote
Who put my sex keys outside
Pass the sex cheese

I'm drinking sex milk.
//cringes at own sentence

Did you know, adding f**king to every f**king word make it sound more f**kin awesome

Oh well gotta get back to my sex job at the sex factory making sex machines for sex people to make their sex love easier

I'm baking a sex cake.
He's picking up some sex groceries.
I volunteer at a sex shelter.
They just had a twins so we bought them a double sex stroller.
How's the sex season going?

Want to go to the park and play on the sex swings?

Hey baby, wanna watch a sex movie with me?

I will unalive you with my sex gun!
HOLD MY SEX BEER!
Eat my sex gum... I can get used to this