Learn. The. Difference!

Exactly what i said to my...friend

It's a Ripstik with a motor is what it is

It's a doucheboard is what it is

Stop impossible beauty standards. #allhoverboardsarebeautiful

This makes me mad because technically neither of them touch the ground http://futurism.com/why-you-can-never-actually-touch-anything/
but I still don't think it's a hoverboard. And my arguments go down the drain.

The "hoverboard" we know is essentially a Segway without the handle part

I feel like emphasis should have been on "this" and not "is"

learn to fucking walk.

You expect a goddamn hoverboard to hover. This is a segway without handlebars.