What would you do?

*slams button so hard I break my arm*

* PRESS PRESS PRESS*

*bellyflops on the button*

*lightly presses button because puching it will do the same thing anyways so why hurt your hand?*

And you could do the best celebrity impressions to win all the contests.

Nymphadora Tonks

Did Markiplier do the rationalization?

so essentially being josh from wtnv

*presses gently, because don't want to break button and ruin my chances* Cool! I get to be an animagus AND a metamorphimagus!

cOSPLAY.

Yes

Shapeshift for huge dick