Beards

*uses razor repellant*
Ha ha!

*uses razor repellent repellent*

*uses spazz repellent*

*uses spazz repellent repellent* h AH a

*uses repellent repellent*
*own repellent runs away*
Oh dear

....*resumes attack with the razor*

*fights back with my own razor*
Ha ha! Now we shall exchange witty banter as we duel!

i HaVE NoThING TO LOSE *points to hairless face, then strikes towards the evil Dr.Ew's goatee*

*deflects*
You still have the hair on your head!
*swipes to the left*

*ducks* dO yOU THiNK iT ThREATENS ME!?!? GOAT TO HELL!!!! *swipes upwards*

*blocks your upward strike with a downward strike*
Oh, you're but a hairs length away from losing it all!
*strikes at the top of your head*

*catches the hand* tHIS SITUATION haS TURNED PRETTY HAIRY *shaves along the Doctor's arm* fIRST BLOOD

*slices you across your forehead*
That was a pretty close shave if I do say so myself

*loses his eyebrows* I CAN'T EXPRESS HOW ANGRY I AM RIGHT NOW *SHAVES A SMALL PART OF YOUR MOUSTACHE* >:U

*moustache grows back instantly, cuts down from your chest to your belly, ripping your shirt in two*
I moustache how long you shall keep this charade up?

*lets the razor blade bounce off his chainmail* FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slices off the Doctor's eyebrows*

https://youtu.be/SsvZOjk_XBY

*eyebrows grow back instantly*
Ha ha! My hair is too strong for your puny human razor!

*pulls out a lightsabre* say what boi

*pulls out four lightsabers, revealing that I am not Dr. Ew, but General Grievous with facial hair*

oh yeah well *pulls out tree fiddy lightsabers, revealing that I am not Spazz, but a 10 foot long marine reptile from the Paleolithic Era*

Alright you win, that was funny

h A HAa

Beautiful

hUE He HeE tIS THE DAY THAT THE SPAZ DEFEATED THE DOCTOR

You defeated jack shit, I let you win because you made me laugh

surE THING, WEaKlING

You want to fight me? I fucking dare ya

dO IT YOU SHODDY CLOBNUT

Whips out dick. LETS DO THlS!