Use vaseline

8 years ago by addictivez · 1398 Likes · 7 comments · Popular

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deleted · 8 years ago · FIRST

Of course. The proper way to use Vaseline.

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mojockeym · 8 years ago

Or you could use a lock

thatswhatshesaid · 8 years ago

But then there is no element of risk, and potentially scarring your children for life!

mialinay · 8 years ago

Perfect comment/user name combination

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majestic_yumps · 8 years ago

Or you could jizz on the Handle. Make it all slippery

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miniegg · 8 years ago

You want your kids to touch jizz?

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deleted · 8 years ago

And your own jizz too, not just any jizz. The jizz that helped give them life.

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