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Use vaseline
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· 7 years ago
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Of course. The proper way to use Vaseline.
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mojockeym
· 7 years ago
Or you could use a lock
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thatswhatshesaid
· 7 years ago
But then there is no element of risk, and potentially scarring your children for life!
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mialinay
· 7 years ago
Perfect comment/user name combination
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majestic_yumps
· 7 years ago
Or you could jizz on the Handle. Make it all slippery
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miniegg
· 7 years ago
You want your kids to touch jizz?
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· 7 years ago
And your own jizz too, not just any jizz. The jizz that helped give them life.
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